1 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,600 Dennis Dyer was the best bloody groundsman 2 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,240 this club has ever known, 3 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,480 and it was my privilege to have known him since 1992, 4 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:34,440 a time when I played the best rugby of my life. 5 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,720 WOMAN CLEARS HER THROAT 6 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,280 But today is not about that. 7 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,760 He leaves behind Sue. 8 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,840 This has knocked her for six. 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,920 I mean, you would be, wouldn't you? Drowning. Oof. 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,640 Horrible way to go. 11 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,560 Poor, poor dab. 12 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,760 Does he do many funerals, your dad? 13 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,120 Great, isn't he? Why are you doing that? 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,680 Open flames next to wicker. I'm a firefighter. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:57,840 I can't have that. 16 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,920 But today is not all sad. Amongst Dennis's possessions, 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,520 Sue has unearthed home video footage 18 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,960 of the 1993 District Cup final 19 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,120 against Trefaldwyn. 20 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,280 Boo! 21 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,000 A game in which, I'm sure everyone remembers, 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,400 I scored the winning try. 23 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,040 Now, Rachel has set it all up for us 24 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,280 so we can watch it in tribute to Dennis. 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,960 MOURNERS MURMUR 26 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,800 Come on, Rach. HE CHUCKLES 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:30,160 In your own time, love. 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,120 She was here. I'll go look for her now. 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,920 What a game it was. 30 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,720 And what a triumph. 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,080 Still talked about to this day. 32 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,280 SHE WHISPERS: Terry, maybe talk more about Dennis 33 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,920 and less about yourself. 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,320 I'm just trying to lighten things up. It's not all about death! 35 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,000 DOOR FLIES OPEN 36 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,680 She's dead! 37 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,080 Rachel! 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,080 She's dead! 39 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,080 What do you mean, she's dead? She's dead. 40 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,280 Rachel Jenkins. 41 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,040 The best bloody chairperson this club has ever had. 42 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,200 Cause of death looks to be blunt-force trauma. 43 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,920 The trophy found near the body is likely the weapon. 44 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:31,240 Never held a trophy before. Always wanted one. 45 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,640 Josh Daniels, Back of the Year. 46 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,560 Is that like Rear of the Year? 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,240 Back's a rugby position. 48 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,040 I take a you're not a fan. Oh, no. 49 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,640 I'll miss these deep and meaningfuls when you're gone. 50 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,760 Please, no emotional goodbyes. 51 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,960 Anyway, I'll only be gone a year. 52 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,760 Mm. Just need to get this wrapped up by Friday. 53 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,320 Ooh... 54 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,960 Hello! 55 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,240 Laptop adaptor. 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,000 Fits with the story. She'd gone to get her laptop. 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,080 No sign of it anywhere, though. 58 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,080 Looks like she brought her drink with her. 59 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,840 Hmm. Rum and Coke. Ah, I like her style. 60 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,920 Reckon we'd have got on. PHONE CHIMES 61 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,560 Eeh... Clarke's here. 62 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,040 Good luck with that. 63 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,480 Sir! Looking sharp. 64 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,720 New shirt? 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,160 Mallowan. 66 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,160 Who's our victim, then? Rachel Jenkins, 42, 67 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,280 club chairwoman. 68 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,280 Went to get her laptop, whacked over the head. 69 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,640 No sign of the laptop near her body or in her office. 70 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,680 So, she disturbs a thief, 71 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,800 they whack her over the head and then leg it. 72 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,960 I don't know. 73 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,200 Seems a bit violent. 74 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,560 Why not just push her? Something feels off. 75 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,080 Yeah, well, I don't want feelings, Mallowan. 76 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,720 I want evidence - 77 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,520 ideally before you leave me high and dry. 78 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,600 Sir, you're being petulant. OK. I am put out. 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,720 You're my protegee. I groomed you. 80 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,880 Can't say that, sir. 81 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,280 Planted my seed in you. 82 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,120 Definitely can't say that, sir. 83 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,280 Chaudhry, 84 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,600 loyal, faithful Chaudhry, 85 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:05,360 what have you got for me, lovely boy? 86 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,240 Uh, that's the husband, Dale Jenkins, 87 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,600 over there. He's in shock. 88 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,280 I don't think we'll get much sense out of him yet. 89 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,400 How'd you get on with CCTV? Not good. All the cameras 90 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,720 except the one on the entrance 91 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,480 have been down the last few weeks. 92 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,720 Sue Dyer, the woman whose husband the service was for, 93 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,240 she said she thinks she might have clicked on it, 94 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,200 but they make it all very confusing, 95 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,680 and my Dennis used to... 96 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,320 Edited highlights is fine. 97 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,640 Got it. 98 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,120 Can I go yet? Josh Daniels. 99 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,720 Have you made a statement? No, but I'm late for the gym. 100 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,320 I need to hit my training window. I've already fuelled. 101 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,400 Oh, well, if you've already fuelled... No! 102 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,120 Chaudhry, take Mr Daniels' statement, please. This way. 103 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,520 There's no way this was a robbery. 104 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,360 Someone low enough to rob a memorial service 105 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,360 has the nerve to kill someone 106 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,080 and leaves the phone, rings and purse? 107 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,920 A characterful analysis. 108 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,600 How far you've come under my tutelage. 109 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,280 Now, if this is to be our last case... 110 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,840 Now, I've got you a little present. 111 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,400 Oh. 112 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,280 Cinema membership, 113 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,200 so you can watch a film every week. 114 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,960 Keep our film nights going on FaceTime 115 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,200 and gets you out the house. 116 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,400 Oh, it'll be nice for me. 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,720 Stop me losing me marbles! 118 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,680 I'm not 90, you know! But thank you very much. 119 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,320 It's kind of you, but, no, I'll be fine. 120 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,160 It's you I'm worried about. 121 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,120 Are you sure you're leaving for all the right reasons? 122 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,440 Yeah! 123 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,000 Need a reset. Bit of Janie time. 124 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,520 Do what I want, for once. 125 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,120 Oh, what, you mean your famed love of surfing? 126 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,880 I take it by your cheery mood 127 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,120 you haven't heard back about the audition? 128 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,400 No. 129 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,880 HE LAUGHS WEAKLY 130 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,320 Not that I'm surprised. 131 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,280 Fickle bloody industry. 132 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,640 Make a BAFTA winner self-tape an audition 133 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,200 and not get back to him? 134 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,120 Well, maybe they're just taking their time. 135 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,320 Oh, trust me, if you hear nothing, it invariably means a no. 136 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,960 Well, bollocks to them! 137 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,840 I'm done with television. 138 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,640 Let's just concentrate on the case. 139 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,640 Right. I'm going to interview the husband, Dale. 140 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,840 Firefighter. 141 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,280 Couldn't get much sense out of him yesterday. 142 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,600 I'll come with you. 143 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,720 Yes. I'm rather popular with firefighters. 144 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,120 I had a recurring role in London's Burning 145 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,600 in the late '90s. 146 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,600 Yes, homeless arsonist Benny Prince 147 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,840 is a tricky character 148 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,720 to get into the headspace of, actually. 149 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,200 Hmm. I doubt they'll be bothered. 150 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,120 AS BENNY: I didn't mean to. 151 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,280 I never mean to. 152 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,560 One minute it's, "Can I have a box of matches, please, Mr Patel?" 153 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,440 And then the next, whoosh! 154 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,840 Thank you. Thanks. 155 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,000 I really ought to get back to my consultation work. 156 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,160 Thank you. 157 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,520 Er, I'm surprised you're back in work. 158 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,480 Needed to take my mind off it. 159 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,960 Yeah? 160 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,240 When there's a call-out, you don't get a chance 161 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,920 to sit around, thinking about things. 162 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,240 Fingers crossed for a massive fire. 163 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,320 Um... 164 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,960 Did Rachel have any worries leading up to yesterday? 165 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,520 I don't know. 166 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,600 We didn't talk much. 167 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,280 My night shifts, her running the club. 168 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,640 I think she was more into the uniform than me. But I get it. 169 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,840 I'm the cliche fireman hunk. 170 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,680 JOHN CLEARS HIS THROAT Yeah... 171 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,920 Um, did Rachel have any enemies? 172 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,600 Oh, yeah. 173 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,840 Modernising the club. 174 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,800 Starting the women's team. 175 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,960 People don't like change. 176 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,240 Someone over there even knocked her wing mirror off the other day. 177 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,320 A violent reaction. 178 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,240 Any idea who? No. 179 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,320 But she wasn't very popular last week. 180 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,480 She cancelled the women's team tour to New Zealand. 181 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,360 Oh, that's very interesting. 182 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,480 Why? 183 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,440 I don't know. 184 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,160 I don't seem to know much about her, do I? 185 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,520 ALARM RINGS 186 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,240 HE GASPS 187 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,760 Was there anything else? 188 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,240 I've always wanted to have a go on the pole, 189 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,800 but it's not really an appropriate time, is it? 190 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,800 Don't worry. 191 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,200 Good luck! 192 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,200 God, I'm covered in flipping sand from your car. 193 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,280 It's bad enough being into something as banal as surfing. 194 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,160 At least leave the beach on the beach. 195 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,080 Oh, don't. I need to get it deep cleaned. 196 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,120 I'm trading it in for a van for Portugal. 197 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,920 Dad thought it would be fun for us to live out on the road. 198 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,840 You're going to live in a van? 199 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,400 Yeah, like a modern camper van. Proper bougie. 200 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,680 Defecating into a glorified bucket. 201 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,560 Oh, really bougie. 202 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,720 You love that car. It's just a possession, OK? 203 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,720 Chill out. Anyway, Dad hasn't got the best credit rating, 204 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,160 so I said I'd take care of the wheels. 205 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,320 Are you sure you've really thought all this through? 206 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,760 Hmm? Mm-hm. 207 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,880 You're giving up a lot just to make one person happy. 208 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,760 Well, I'm making me happy. 209 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,960 It's only a year. 210 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,240 I'm not emigrating. 211 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,520 They'll replace you. 212 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,400 A new DI at your desk. Hmm? 213 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,440 Sitting in your chair. 214 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,720 One extra-hot latte macchiato and a biscotti. 215 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,720 Oh, lovely touch, my dear Chaudhry. Thank you. 216 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,240 Any update on the missing laptop? 217 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,280 Nope. Nothing yet. 218 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,680 Of little importance anyway, 219 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,640 now we have a proper lead. 220 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,480 The glaring character inconsistencies 221 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,000 in Rachel's actions. 222 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,800 If I call you a clever little boy, will you get to the point quicker? 223 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,080 Thank you, Miss Mallowan. 224 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,840 Right, now, Rachel was a fierce advocate of the team. 225 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,560 And yet she cancelled the big tour to New Zealand. 226 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,240 Why? 227 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,080 The captain of the women's team, Abi Michaels, 228 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,520 came up in a few statements over that. 229 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,320 She was really annoyed with Rachel. 230 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,320 Unsurprisingly so, my dear Chaudhry. 231 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:52,240 A bruising volte-face from a trusted advocate of the team. 232 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,800 Quite the perfidious betrayal, you have to agree. 233 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:56,920 Er... 234 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,200 Yes. Right, I'm going to interview this Abi Michaels. 235 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,360 All right. I'll come with you. 236 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,560 I've found a plan to ingratiate my way into the rugby club. 237 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,680 Please tell me you're going to play. 238 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,000 I've never seen your legs. 239 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,440 And you never will. 240 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,760 SHE LAUGHS 241 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,280 Abi Michaels? 242 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,920 DI Janie Mallowan, Mid Wales Police. 243 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,520 Yeah, I... 244 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,320 Yeah... I'm here to talk to you about Rachel. 245 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,960 I heard you were unhappy with her 246 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,720 after the New Zealand tour cancellation. 247 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,280 You found that out? 248 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,520 Wow! 249 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,320 Are you being sarcastic? 250 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,840 No, no, that's...that's really great detective work. 251 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,240 Well done. 252 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,920 Thanks. 253 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,440 Yeah. Uh, the tour. 254 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,200 The tour cancellation. 255 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,280 I was really worked up. We've raised 30 grand, 256 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,360 and then she suddenly pulled the plug, 257 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,080 and I couldn't understand why. 258 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,280 Did you knock off her wing mirror in revenge? 259 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,160 No, no, but I did kill her. 260 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,280 What? 261 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,680 Joking! 262 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,120 Sorry, sorry. It's a force of habit. 263 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,520 It keeps the morale up. 264 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,480 It'd be much easier if you had killed her. 265 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,400 I just really need to wrap this up, and I've got nothing. 266 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,760 Hey, hey, none of that. 267 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,000 Who's going to crack this case? 268 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,640 I am. 269 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,440 Who's going to crack this case? 270 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,800 I am. 271 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,600 Yeah! Yeah! 272 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,200 BOTH: Yeah! 273 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,680 Sorry. OK. 274 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,720 Oh! 275 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,560 "An evening with John Chapel." 276 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,320 Good, isn't it? Hmm. 277 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,800 An intimate one-man show. 278 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,400 Anecdotes from my storied career. 279 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,160 A glimpse behind the curtain. 280 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,440 I thought you were supposed to be helping me. I am! 281 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,320 HE CHUCKLES This is just a Trojan horse, 282 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,840 to better comprehend our suspects. 283 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,400 Now, if I was you, I'd speak to Sue. 284 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,920 She seems to be the one running things around here. 285 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,680 I'll introduce you. 286 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:06,400 Sue, um, the officer would love to speak with you 287 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,360 about...about Rachel. 288 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,320 Bear with me. I'm just taking down the rum. 289 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,080 SUE MUTTERS 290 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,520 Rachel was the only one who drank it. 291 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,160 Oh. Poor thing. 292 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,840 Hmm. 293 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,080 Shaken the whole community. 294 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,440 How was Rachel on the day she was murdered? 295 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,320 Well, there was that business with the phone call. Yeah. 296 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,080 What phone call? Well, that morning, in here, 297 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,520 she had a phone call from the accountant, 298 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,920 and she wanted to write something down, 299 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,680 but the pen that was on the bar wasn't working. 300 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,600 People don't put the tops back on the pens. 301 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,720 Dennis always said, "You're never too busy 302 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,080 "to put the top back on the pen." 303 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,120 Couldn't agree more, Sue. Yeah, yeah. So true. 304 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,520 But the phone call? 305 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:49,320 Rachel went to her handbag to get the pen. 306 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,960 I didn't know what the accountant said to her, 307 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,160 but she went ashen-faced. 308 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,240 What did the accountant say? 309 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,360 It was funny, actually. 310 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,160 I made a joke about balance sheets, 311 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,040 which had them howling. 312 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,360 You're such a nerd. Did they say why they called Rachel? 313 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,120 It was to query a five-grand loan the club had made 314 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,720 to Terry Daniels. 315 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,640 Very interesting. 316 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,120 Do you want to hear the joke? 317 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,720 Oh... Wh...? 318 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,560 The phone's dying. Bye! 319 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,880 Kick it over, will you? 320 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,560 OK. 321 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,920 Rubbish. 322 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,360 I still couldn't make Caesar's famous line sing. 323 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,080 Then it came to me. The word that defines him. 324 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,320 Crime. 325 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,040 The star of the sentence. 326 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,200 Crime. 327 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,840 The core of his very being. 328 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,360 Crime. 329 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,320 Crime! 330 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,000 Crime waits for no man. 331 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,120 The rest is history. 332 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,640 Oh, goose bumps, John. Goose bumps. 333 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,560 It just seems a bit silly banging on about some old show 334 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,160 that nobody remembers. 335 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,400 There's nothing wrong with having a greatest hits. 336 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,840 I mean, people loved you. Yeah. Men like us, John, 337 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,320 we were big when it mattered. 338 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,000 You have to make way for the younger generation some time. 339 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,280 I mean, let them have the floor. 340 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,440 Are you mad? 341 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960 Come with me. 342 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,560 Right. 343 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,600 Here we are. 344 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,200 Oh-ho! 345 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,800 Now, look at these trophies, John. 346 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,640 All won by my Josh. 347 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,400 Oh, yeah. No, no, he's, uh, he's certainly done well. 348 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,880 Because he had his old man to look out for him. 349 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,280 You know, every time he said, 350 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160 "Oh, Dad, I want to play football," 351 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,840 I was like, "No!" Kept him at the club. 352 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,360 Well, the younger lot, 353 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,000 we have to let them make their own mistakes. 354 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,040 They're not capable of making decisions. 355 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,360 It's not their fault. 356 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,880 It's like all these phones, all this technology. 357 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,080 You know? Anyway... 358 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,440 That's weird. 359 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,880 That door's been squeaking for months. It's fine now. 360 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,680 Mind you, it's not the first weird thing 361 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,320 that's been going on around here lately. 362 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,800 Really? What sort of things? 363 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,880 Loo rolls disappearing, 364 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,800 strange sounds coming from the cellar. 365 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,040 Oh, yeah. Rachel was down there the other day. 366 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,120 Got the fright of her life. 367 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,840 What spooked you, Rachel? 368 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,840 Where's the light switch? 369 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh... 370 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,320 What are you doing?! Christ on a bike! 371 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:01,080 HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 372 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,720 Damn! Oh... 373 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,920 What a shame. 374 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,200 I had been hoping for a trap door. 375 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,640 For my one-man show. We don't have a trap door, 376 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,000 because we're a rugby club. 377 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,760 And you shouldn't be down here. 378 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,280 Of course. I'm so sorry. 379 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,520 Oh. 380 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,520 Should this be lying around? It's... 381 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,640 Anybody could find it. We've had a rodent problem. 382 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,600 Rachel was meant to lock it away. 383 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,680 Now, then, John Chapel, let's get you above ground. 384 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,080 Of course. 385 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,000 Elis, man, get in his face. 386 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,600 The bigger they are, the harder they fall! 387 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,080 You received a loan of �5,000 from the club. 388 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,160 That is a lot of pounds. 389 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,720 What was it for? That was to turn the back bar 390 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,440 into the Terry Daniels Lounge. 391 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,040 A very classy space where you could come in, have a pint with me, 392 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,960 maybe get a selfie, or talk about that try in '93. 393 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,840 Yeah. Rachel wasn't happy. 394 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,000 The accountants called, 395 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,360 and according to Sue, she went ashen-faced. 396 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,600 Rachel didn't have a problem with the loan. 397 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,520 Anyway, I was going to pay it back through my business. 398 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,240 I run Daniels butcher's in town. 399 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,760 Ah, Joshy boy. 400 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,960 Come here. Hey. Hey. 401 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,880 Nice handbag. It's a cross-body bag, Dad. 402 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,160 I'm pulling your chain. Hey, he's hard as nails, this one. 403 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,240 He's going right to the top, just like his old man. 404 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,760 I'd better go. I'm helping train the women's team. 405 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,600 Ah! No, no good, boy. 406 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,360 You're back in the gym. Double session. 407 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,560 We got to work on the muscle 408 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,240 round your shoulder... I'm training... 409 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,600 Shush, now, boy. I just... 410 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,160 Fine. I'll go hit the weights. I just... 411 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,040 I just want to check something out in the clubhouse first. 412 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,440 Right, good boy. 413 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,800 I've got to head in as well. I, uh, forgot my pen. 414 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:44,160 All right. Well, make sure you put the top on, 415 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,440 because Sue'll go spare. Oh, yeah. 416 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,080 Elis, take his legs, man! 417 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,840 You can't run without legs! 418 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,360 CLEARS HER THROAT 419 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,600 Sorry, I was, um... I was just... 420 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,240 Wanted to see where it happened? 421 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,800 Yeah. Yeah. 422 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,160 It must have been a shock, the murder. 423 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,960 Yeah. It's not nice to lose anyone. 424 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,360 But the best thing me and the boys can do right now 425 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,960 is to keep our heads down and focus on getting 426 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,160 a great result at the weekend for Rachel. 427 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,560 A lot of these have got your name on. 428 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,200 Yeah, but, you know, it's not about one man, 429 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,320 it's about the team. 430 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,080 And I'd be nothing without those boys. 431 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,640 Hmm. Yeah. Have you had media training, Josh? 432 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,600 Yeah, yeah. How'd you know? 433 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,800 Just a hunch. 434 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,440 Yeah. Do you enjoy rugby? 435 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,200 Well, me and my dad worked really hard 436 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,840 to get me where I am, so... Yeah. Just because your dad 437 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,280 wants you to do something doesn't mean that you should. 438 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,960 Yeah, OK, but it's not that simple. 439 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,040 See, because these are my key years. 440 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,920 I can't waste them. This is a big deal! 441 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,720 Sorry, sorry. 442 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,640 I didn't... I didn't mean to, um... 443 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,800 ..to do that. 444 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,960 No, it's all right. 445 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,720 Sometimes when we're angry, we take it out on things. 446 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,040 Yeah. Yeah, like a car wing mirror. 447 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,800 How...how'd you know? I'm a detective, Josh. 448 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,840 It's my job to know these things. 449 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,840 Nah. Total guess. 450 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,600 But why did you do it? I was angry at Rachel. 451 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,440 Cancelling the women's tour was out of order. 452 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,120 And I know my dad thinks they're a joke, 453 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,760 but they're actually really good, you know? 454 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,480 Rachel was always sticking her beak in. 455 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,400 So you taught her a lesson. 456 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,560 But I didn't kill her. 457 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,200 Seriously, this is a long season ahead, 458 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,760 and me and the boys are going to do everything we can 459 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,600 to get to the top of that table. 460 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,040 Can I go? Yeah. 461 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,280 Oh, one last question. Where'd you get your bag? 462 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,280 I really like it. It's unisex. 463 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,440 Why are people still having a go at me about it? 464 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,040 Quite the temper under the bland surface 465 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,120 of our young star. Hmm. 466 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,320 Now, Terry has to be lying. 467 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,200 We only have his word that Rachel knew about the loan. 468 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,760 What did you dig up at the club? What? 469 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,360 Are you even listening? 470 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,000 I'm planning my running order. 471 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,360 Hey! 472 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,680 "An evening with John Chapel. 473 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,920 "Behind the mask. Caesar QandA. 474 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,680 "Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote..." 475 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,640 Distracted, John Chapel. 476 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,000 All right, all right. This is important. 477 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,960 My agent has suggested a regional tour. 478 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,440 Nordic River Cruises champing at the bit 479 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,920 to sponsor, evidently. 480 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,320 Oh, sounds like a cry for help. 481 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,000 This will be a chance to lift the veil 482 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,480 on the alchemy of producing high culture. 483 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,680 With your Brian Blessed Heathrow anecdote. 484 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,680 AS BRIAN BLESSED: Stop the bloody plane! 485 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,800 Sorry. 486 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280 Pardon me. 487 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,920 HORN TOOTS 488 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,880 Oh. What is that? 489 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,120 Just taking her for a test drive. 490 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,600 She's perfect. 491 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,360 I thought you were getting a bougie camper van. 492 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,160 Camper van? John! 493 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,440 They're for tourists. 494 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:52,160 Part-timers who are buying into the aspirational lifestyle 495 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,640 pumped into them by the colour supplements. 496 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,160 Nah, this is where we get real. 497 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,000 It certainly looks very real. 498 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,160 It's perfect, Dad. Thought we'd pick her up 499 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,960 tomorrow night and then drive straight to the ferry. 500 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,840 If it makes it. 501 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,840 It won't just pack in when the mood takes it... 502 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,480 having promised to take you to an arts festival? 503 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:19,000 Ah, sorry again about that, John. Events beyond my control. 504 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,880 So you want to take her for a spin? 505 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,080 Oh, so much, 506 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,720 but I've got a very busy investigation on the go. 507 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,680 Can't you get somebody else to do that? 508 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,360 There aren't many officers 509 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,520 as skilled and qualified as Janie. 510 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,400 It's important, delivering justice. 511 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,440 We need these forces. 512 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,200 Karma is a massive force. 513 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,240 Sometimes the world rights its own wrongs, John. 514 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,640 Hey. Catch you later. Have you got 515 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,120 a first-edition Dylan Thomas tucked away...? No. 516 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,600 No, just keeping it. All right. 517 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,800 Bye, Dad! 518 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,680 Right, back to the case. Uh, do we need to? 519 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,600 Couldn't we just sit in the lotus position 520 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,040 and let karma solve it? 521 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,400 PHONE RINGS 522 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,960 Chaudhry? 523 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,760 I've been going through the one working camera 524 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,160 on the rugby club CCTV. 525 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,720 And you ID'd our killer? 526 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,520 No, but a few days 527 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,160 before the murder, Rachel's on camera 528 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,360 kissing one of the players. 529 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,280 Not pecking, either. Tongues and everything. 530 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,040 Yeah, yeah. Who? 531 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,440 Grab a ball bag. 532 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,400 Why didn't you tell me you were sleeping with Rachel? 533 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,920 Whoa! You uncovered that?! 534 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,760 You are, like, seriously, one hell of a cop. 535 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,080 You must feel amazing. Good job. 536 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,360 Can you stop being so positive 537 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,280 when I'm trying to be all serious? 538 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,520 It's hard enough when you tell me this is called a ball bag. 539 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,080 Sorry. 540 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,680 It was only a little fling. 541 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,120 I felt bad doing that to Dale. 542 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,040 Plus, Rachel was too full-on, proper controlling, like, 543 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,640 so I ended it a few days ago. 544 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,200 And how'd she take it? 545 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,480 Really badly. 546 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,400 That's why she cancelled the tour. 547 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,880 It's back on now, though. 548 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,920 She dies, and you get what you want. 549 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,240 Ah, you walked me right into that one. 550 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,480 You're like Columbo on speed. 551 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,600 Look, I know it looks bad, 552 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,840 but no rugby tour's worth killing for. 553 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,560 Is there anything else you haven't been telling me? 554 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,640 If I find out you've been holding anything back... 555 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,000 Well, the day before she died. 556 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,320 I did hear Rachel shouting at Sue in her office. 557 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,640 What about her? 558 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,000 Her cleaning, which is mad. 559 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,760 Have you seen Sue with a mop? 560 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,200 Rachel was all, "This isn't acceptable. 561 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,880 "This club needs to be clean." 562 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,520 Sue has been off lately. Hmm. 563 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,880 Sue-spicious. 564 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,840 There was this rugby initiation, 565 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,440 and Terry just got a new guy 566 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,280 to drink the top shelf. Hmm? 567 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,840 You know, every spirit in the bar mixed in a pint glass. 568 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,920 Sue lost it, told everyone to get out. 569 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,360 Oh, my God. 570 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,200 I just got Sue-spicious. 571 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,000 Yeah. That is brilliant. 572 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,560 It's so good. Thanks. 573 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,120 If Dale did know about the affair, 574 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,840 then he has to be prime suspect. 575 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,960 It's a massive motive. 576 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,560 Fighting for his marriage? 577 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,200 No, no, I think he'd already given up on that. 578 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,280 Perhaps he knew about it subconsciously. 579 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,000 Mind you, I can't see his subconscious slipping out 580 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,840 and murdering Rachel. 581 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,760 Interesting idea for a film, though. 582 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,000 Maybe, Chapel. Oh, yes. The Killer Id. 583 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,600 No. Crap. 584 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,040 We're back to where we started. 585 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,400 No, the affair tells us a lot about Rachel's true character. 586 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,960 Cancelling the tour shows that she was willing 587 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,320 to abuse her power 588 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,800 for petty reasons. KNOCK ON DOOR 589 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,120 It's open. 590 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,520 What's going on? 591 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,320 You two haven't shacked up again, have you? 592 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,080 No... Only once! 593 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,720 I was at a low ebb. 594 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,120 'Sake, Mum! 595 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,720 We agreed not to talk about that. 596 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,200 No, Yvonne's here because we want to talk about you leaving. 597 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,720 We think you're making a mistake. 598 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,800 Oh, do we? 599 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,560 IN WELSH 600 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,200 You were supposed to back me up here. 601 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,320 I did. 602 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,840 Mum, can you can you put the kettle on, please? 603 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,640 I can't believe you'd do that, roping my mum in. 604 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,200 I don't want you doing anything you might regret. 605 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,040 Look at everything you've built. 606 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,560 Your career, your flat. 607 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,200 You said my flat was rubbish. Yes, but I don't want to 608 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,560 see you throwing it all away for some childish fantasy. 609 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,160 Telling yourself that the surfboard and some clapped-out van 610 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,560 will make up for decades of fatherly neglect. 611 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,800 Well, maybe I'm being childish. 612 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,120 So what? 613 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,320 I never got the chance to be a child with my dad. 614 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,080 I never thought I would. 615 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,520 Unlike you, my dad is actually here for me. 616 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,640 Why can't you just accept that instead of being jealous? 617 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,080 Jealous? 618 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,080 I just don't like seeing you trying to be someone else. 619 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,920 I want you to be you, Janie. 620 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,440 He wants you to be him. 621 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520 Well, maybe that's better than nothing. 622 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,280 HE GROANS 623 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,520 I tried. 624 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,280 You look at a low ebb. 625 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880 No, we shouldn't. 626 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,880 No. You're right. I'd better check she's OK. 627 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:41,200 Hello, Josh. Are you a fan of Caesar? 628 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,920 What's Caesar? 629 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,960 Ah, yeah. No, I suppose you're a bit young, aren't you? Um... 630 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,800 Think Luther, but in 1950s York. 631 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,400 What's Luther? 632 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,400 Never mind, Josh. Never mind. 633 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,480 Hello, Josh bach. OK? 634 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,280 He's a nice boy. 635 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,240 Yeah. He's got a temper on him, mind. 636 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,280 No? 637 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,360 The other day, Rachel called him into her office 638 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,200 and told him that his season was over. 639 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,280 He'd had an injury, see? 640 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,600 And Josh bach, well, he was stamping and he stormed out. 641 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,920 Hmm... 642 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,400 What you doing there now? 643 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,840 I can't make this thing work. 644 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,560 SIGHS 645 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,600 Oh, didn't quite mean to do that. 646 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,840 Ah... 647 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,720 I take it that that's Dennis. Yes, that's him. 648 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,360 Why is there a jar of Nescafe in the background? 649 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,440 He always used to take his Nescafe on his holidays. 650 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,480 And that's us in Sorrento. 651 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,520 Instant coffee to Italy? Good God. 652 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,640 Oh... 653 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,360 Oh! Oh, that's us in Thailand. 654 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,960 Aw. And that's where he... 655 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,160 How did it happen, Sue? 656 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,080 Scuba diving. 657 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,960 I don't really want to talk about it. 658 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,120 Hmm. 659 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,400 Cause of death blunt-force trauma to the head. 660 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,520 Murder weapon? Definitely the trophy. 661 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,120 Waiting on possible DNA. 662 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,520 One thing, though. 663 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,640 The victim had a couple of liquid stains 664 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,720 on her top. Sent it off for testing, 665 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,160 and it came back as ethanol and caffeine, 666 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,720 likely from the rum and Coke, 667 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,520 but also sodium fluoroacetate. 668 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,840 I love it when you sound like a toothpaste advert. 669 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,080 What's that? Found in rat poison. 670 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,280 Someone laced her drink. 671 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,520 None in her blood sample, though, 672 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,560 so she was killed before she could drink it. 673 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,600 Oh, now, before you go... Hmm? 674 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,240 I got you a little something. 675 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,640 Leaving present. Said you always wanted one, so... 676 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,840 Aw... "Janie Mallowan. 677 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,760 "Cup of the Year"? It's supposed to say Cop. 678 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,000 Friggin' autocorrect. 679 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Oh, mate! Ah, now... 680 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,560 Let it happen. All right. 681 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,720 Aww... 682 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,280 I didn't even nick anything. Oh, of course not. Yeah. 683 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,160 I usually carry eight watches around myself 684 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,080 in case the other seven stop working. 685 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,160 Hopefully Forensics will turn up something 686 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,720 on the weapon. The husband's now got a pretty big motive. 687 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,200 Still no laptop. Yeah, well, 688 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,160 come back to me when you've got something concrete. 689 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,680 Makes me wonder if you're just phoning it in, 690 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680 because you know you're not going to be here next week. 691 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,840 Sir! 692 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,360 Right, eight watches, 693 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,520 two wallets and one laptop with a Cwm Gwynfael RFC sticker. 694 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,000 Let me see that laptop. 695 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,200 This is Rachel's laptop. 696 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,840 Where did you steal this? 697 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,640 That one's not nicked. But the rest is like, off the record. 698 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,040 But I found the laptop in the bins 699 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,200 at the back of Daniels butcher's. 700 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,160 How's that for concrete, sir? 701 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,280 Terry, did you mean to kill her? 702 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,400 I didn't kill her! 703 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,960 Then what happened? 704 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,360 I just wanted to look at her laptop. 705 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,280 There was a video on it for the memorial. 706 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,960 The District Cup final. I... 707 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,600 I wanted to watch my try. 708 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,600 That's where I know you from! 709 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,360 My old man still talks about that try. 710 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,840 Yeah, well, on the morning of the memorial, right, 711 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,520 well, I-I watched it. I'd never seen it before. And... 712 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,800 ..it was just a try. 713 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,360 Nothing spectacular. 714 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,040 But I'd talked it up to people for so long, 715 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,040 well, I couldn't let them see it, so I took the laptop. 716 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,640 I was going to put it back after the service, 717 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,800 but when they found Rachel dead, well, I... 718 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,120 I just panicked. 719 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,280 How did you take the laptop without anybody seeing? 720 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,400 Ah, now, see. Now, right, that was impressive. 721 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,320 Right? I got it tucked under my arm, then quick as a flash, 722 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,560 I'm out the back of the door, 723 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,120 but I've still got to get to my car, and there's this bloke, 724 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,720 and he wants to say hello to me, like, you know? 725 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,760 So I give him the eyes, drop my shoulder, 726 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,240 change of pace, bosh, passed him like a rat up a drainpipe. 727 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,600 When it gets to my ability, right, see... 728 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,440 Thank you for coming. 729 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,000 What are you going to surprise me with this time? 730 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,360 My nan? No. 731 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,520 I may have slightly overstepped the mark. 732 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,960 Well, you're a grown woman. 733 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,040 You should be free to go wherever you like. 734 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,440 I'm sorry. 735 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,760 OK. Well, seeing as I'm free to go where I like, 736 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,080 can I come in and have a biscuit? 737 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,480 Please. 738 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,520 I wish it was Terry, 739 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,080 then I could get this wrapped up by tonight, 740 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,840 but I don't know. 741 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,560 Are you still going tonight? Mm. 742 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,040 You're not going before my show, are you? 743 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,080 Are these your props? 744 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,160 Oh, my God! Is that Caesar's badge? 745 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,960 Yes. I'm just sorting out some relevant props 746 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,760 for the show, and updating my inventory. 747 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,840 I made my own version of this. 748 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,240 Used to use it to arrest Mum. 749 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,840 God, I was uncool. 750 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,080 Right, now we can't discount Josh. 751 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,560 Rachel tried to end his season because of his injury. 752 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,760 It's hardly a reason to kill someone. 753 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,640 You dig up anything else at the club? 754 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,360 Well, Sue's done something worse than murder. 755 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,400 She took instant coffee to Italy. 756 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,040 The home of the espresso. 757 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,280 Snob. 758 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,400 No, but there is something off about Sue. 759 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Her husband dies, yet she barely mentions him. 760 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,480 Now that doesn't scan. 761 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,120 Ah! Excuse me? 762 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,560 That's Caesar's cherished fountain pen. 763 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,080 It's not Caesar's. 764 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,080 It's from the Christmas special, A Dusting Of Death. 765 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,080 They just look the same. Is it? 766 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,160 That's it. 767 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,600 The pen. 768 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,920 They look the same. 769 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,560 I think we need to put on a show. 770 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,480 Ladies and gentlemen, 771 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,480 you are about to witness a rare event. 772 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,720 For the first time in my decorated career, 773 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:00,360 I, Charles Caesar, require assistance. 774 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,720 Mid Wales Police Detective Inspector Janie Mallowan. 775 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,600 APPLAUSE 776 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,200 CLIPPED TONE: Good evening, everybody! 777 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,840 NORMAL VOICE: Sorry, I don't know why I said it like that. 778 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,720 Hello, everyone. 779 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,960 Hello, Caesar. 780 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,400 Sorry. Miss Mallowan and I 781 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,840 have pooled our not insignificant mental faculties 782 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,680 to bring to justice the killer of Mrs Rachel Jenkins. 783 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,480 Rachel wasn't good at keeping secrets. 784 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,880 And she'd discovered a sizeable one, 785 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,440 hadn't she...Sue? 786 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,360 What business is it of yours? 787 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,840 Good question, Sue. 788 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,320 House lights, please. 789 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,280 AUDIENCE MURMURS 790 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,520 Ladies and gentlemen, 791 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,600 I'm afraid I have been misleading you. 792 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,280 I've been helping the police 793 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,560 in an official capacity to uncover a myriad of secrets 794 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,000 in this club. 795 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,240 Strange goings-on. 796 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,240 Missing loo rolls, 797 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,600 phantom rodents. 798 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,280 The door that didn't squeak. 799 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,400 Someone oiled the door during the night. 800 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,000 Someone who has been living in the cellar. 801 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,800 Chaudhry! 802 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Dennis Dyer. 803 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,520 GASPS 804 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,680 You stupid man. 805 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,680 The number of times I told you 806 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,920 to oil that thing when you were alive, 807 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,840 and now you go and do it when you're meant to be dead. 808 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,880 But I was bored down there. 809 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,680 I'd done all my sudokus. 810 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,160 The pair of you faked Dennis's death 811 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,600 for the life insurance money. 812 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,920 It was the mysterious broken CCTV that gave you away. 813 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,080 That and your holiday photos. 814 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,600 No, not that. No, no. 815 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,800 Yes! HE LAUGHS 816 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,080 It was the instant coffee that struck me. 817 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,000 Not just as an act of extreme philistinism, 818 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,680 but because it was so out of character. 819 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,840 Someone who takes instant coffee on holiday 820 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,320 to the Mediterranean 821 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,720 doesn't do something as intrepid as scuba diving. 822 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,880 But your plan of deception worked until... 823 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,960 Rachel went down to change a barrel, 824 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,640 and she saw you. SCREAMS 825 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,840 I pretended to be a ghost, 826 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,640 but she saw straight through it. 827 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,880 You both knew that she wouldn't keep the secret for long. 828 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,880 So you decided to kill her. 829 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,640 And you nearly did. 830 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,480 But Rachel didn't drink the poisoned rum. 831 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,240 That's why you lost it 832 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,080 when Terry suggested someone drink the top shelf, 833 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,800 because you had already laced the bottle 834 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,800 only Rachel drank from with rat poison. 835 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,760 What a load of rubbish. 836 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,760 And, as you say, she didn't drink it. 837 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,480 I wouldn't be so smug about that. 838 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,560 You're both still going down for it. 839 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,720 So why was Rachel killed, then? 840 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,320 It all centred on a phone call from the accountant. 841 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,120 I already explained about that. She was fine with the loan! 842 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,680 It wasn't what was said on the phone call. 843 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,480 Rachel went to get a pen from her handbag, 844 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,400 only she picked up the wrong one 845 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,880 and opened up a bag that looked just like a woman's handbag. 846 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,240 It looks nothing like a handbag. It's dead masculine. 847 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,400 It does look a bit feminine, to be fair. 848 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,600 She didn't find a pen, 849 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,600 but she did find your secret stash, Josh. 850 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,640 Steroids. 851 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,600 The pressure from your father to bulk up 852 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,040 after coming back from injury. 853 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,320 Your career at a crossroads. 854 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,120 You leaned on illegal help. 855 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,520 It wasn't Sue Abi heard Rachel shouting at. 856 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,600 "This club has to be clean." 857 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,480 It was you. 858 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,720 She was going to report you. 859 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,160 Not just your season over. Your career. 860 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,920 Everything. 861 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,880 This...this is rubbish. 862 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,720 Josh wouldn't dope! 863 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,320 And he's not a killer! 864 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,000 Things came to a head the day of the memorial. 865 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,040 You saw the woman that was going to ruin everything 866 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,240 on her own. 867 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520 You saw your chance to end it. 868 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,720 I didn't want to let you down, Dad. 869 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,880 I did it! It was me. No, Dad... 870 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,200 No... Stop. 871 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,880 It...it was me. OK? 872 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,960 The results came back from the lab an hour ago. 873 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,400 His DNA is on the weapon. 874 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,080 Yeah, but that's mine. 875 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,800 No, no, no. We are blood. We've got the same DNA. 876 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,080 I killed her, please. Josh Daniels, 877 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,720 I'm arresting you for the murder of Rachel Jenkins. 878 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,280 You do not have to say anything, 879 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,480 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 880 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,520 when questioned something that you... 881 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,240 Don't say anything, son, OK? 882 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,480 I...I'll sort it all out. 883 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,640 Just heard on the radio. Well done, I suppose. 884 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,400 That you off, then? Yeah, yeah. 885 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,280 Well, at least I'll be out your hair now, sir. 886 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,920 Look... 887 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,400 I'm sorry, Mallowan. 888 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,920 I've been childish. 889 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,240 Truth is...I'm going to miss you. 890 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,160 Oh... We all are. 891 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,800 Chaudhury's a mess. 892 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,760 It's only for a year, sir. 893 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,960 Right, I... A good cop, 894 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,760 Mallowan, is like a tree. 895 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,280 Your trunk. 896 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,840 That's your nuts and bolts, procedures, paperwork. 897 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,800 But you also need your branches. 898 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,320 I don't mean branches, as in, like, police station branches, 899 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,280 I mean... Sir, you're going to have to 900 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,120 put this in a text. I've got to go. 901 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,840 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 902 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,000 Ah. Yeah. 903 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,200 Well, I was going to suggest a celebratory Bourbon 904 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,800 back at mine, but, um... 905 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,960 I suppose you've got to go. Yeah. 906 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,200 Well, here's your coat. Oh. 907 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,560 Um... 908 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,800 ..I'm not really sure what to say. 909 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,280 Just want to thank you for everything. 910 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,080 I'm going to miss you, John Chapel. 911 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,560 I'm going to miss you, too, 912 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,160 Janie Mallowan. 913 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,360 Yeah. Go on. 914 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,240 I'll send you a postcard. Yeah. 915 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,400 Actually, I'll just call you. 916 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,280 Postcards are a pain in the arse. 917 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,760 Bye. Bye. 918 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,240 Fish and chips, eh? Mmm. 919 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,160 Just like we used to, yeah? 920 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,200 We did this, like, twice over the course of ten years, 921 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,120 what with you not being here. 922 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,640 Well, this is the start of a new chapter. 923 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,520 I was thinking, I could sneak a few jazz fags into the van 924 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,440 now you're no longer PC Plod. 925 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,000 Had a really good result today. 926 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,240 Got a murder and insurance fraud wrapped up. 927 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,920 Good. Well done. Well done, Janie. 928 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,760 You never take an interest in my work. 929 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,040 Sorry. 930 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,840 I am trying, love. We'll have all the time in the world 931 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,840 for you to fill me in when we're away. 932 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,600 I'm not going. What? 933 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,160 To Portugal. 934 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,000 What do you mean? 935 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,360 I want to stay. I love it here. 936 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,800 I love my job. 937 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,840 I know what will happen if I go to Portugal. 938 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,160 You'll let me down. 939 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,120 Oh, come on! You will. 940 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,960 Because if we're not doing exactly what you want to do, 941 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,440 you will let me down, and I don't deserve it. 942 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,040 Well, I didn't think I was going to win Dad of the Year, 943 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,480 but I didn't realise I was this bad. 944 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,800 Don't sulk. 945 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,440 I love you... 946 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,520 ..but I know who I am now. 947 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,520 DI Mallowan. 948 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,040 A damn good detective. 949 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,120 I'm going to be fine. 950 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,880 Be honest. It's because you hate sand, isn't it? 951 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,560 It's 15% the sand thing, yeah. 952 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,120 THEY LAUGH 953 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,480 CAT MEOWS 954 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,120 It's just me and you now, mate. 955 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,040 There you are. 956 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,800 KNOCK ON DOOR 957 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,280 You didn't go. 958 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,880 Had reports of some uneaten Bourbons, 959 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,960 so I thought I should investigate. 960 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,920 Plus, I couldn't leave you on your own. 961 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,480 It's only been a few hours. 962 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,520 You've already broken out the grief jazz 963 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,960 and the shepherd's pie for one. 964 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,760 Hmm. 965 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,960 One and a half, actually, 966 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,680 Alan likes the topping. 967 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,400 And champagne! 968 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,880 Glad to be rid of me, are you? 969 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,240 No, no! 970 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,680 No. Actually, I've been celebrating. 971 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,200 Yeah, I just got off the phone with my agent 972 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,040 about the Netflix job. Yeah. 973 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,040 I got the part. Oh, my God, John Chapel, that's amazing! 974 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,440 Yeah, it looks like I'm going to be in Toronto for a couple of months. 975 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,960 Ah! 976 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,320 That's far. 977 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,400 I know. Yeah. 978 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,000 Well, we'll be all right. We can FaceTime. 979 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,520 And, um... I've got some holiday. 980 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,360 I could come visit. Oh, Canada. 981 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,520 Toronto's in Canada, isn't it? 982 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,800 Famously so. Yeah. Well, no, I'd like that. Hmm. 983 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,680 If I come, can I be in it? 984 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,040 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Cor blimey, Mr Shakespeare! 985 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,800 It's not an Australian production. 986 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,880 That was a damn good Cockney accent. 987 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,440 No, no, you need to lengthen your diphthongs. 988 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,760 And the less said about your glottal stops, the better. 989 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,960 If you're going to insult me, 990 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,160 can you at least pour me a glass of champagne first? 991 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,480 Talk about a bad host! 992 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,200 CONVERSATION FADES 993 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:47,800 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0